Calling Douchery
When one party determines another is calling names, picking nits or is otherwise not taking the argument/post/comment seriously, said offending party can be accused of being a douche. Thus, the first party can “call douchery”.
A good example of when someone can have douchery called against them is when during an argument on the Internet when one party compares Hitler to a person involved with or related to the argument.
It can also occur when one party drags all other parties into the minutia of word definitions in a way that is not beneficial to the argument or discussion.
Bill Clinton could have had douchery called against him when he argued about the meaning of the word “is.”
Glenn Beck can have douchery called against him on a nightly basis.
On any posts initiated by ThePete, he will usually block you following an accusation of douchery.